gplugs.buzz

gplugs.buzz.handle_buzz(bot, ievent)

gplugs.buzz.rarr(arr)

CODE

# gozerplugs/buzz.py
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__author__ = 'unknown'
__status__ = "seen"

gozerbot imports

from gozerbot.commands import cmnds
from gozerbot.examples import examples
from gozerbot.plughelp import plughelp
from gozerbot.tests import tests

basic imports

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from random import randint

plughelp

plughelp.add('buzz', 'create a buzz word')

defines

verb = ["implement","utilize","integrate","streamline","optimize",
        "evolve","transform","embrace","enable","orchestrate","leverage",
        "reinvent","aggregate","architect","enhance","incentivize","morph",
        "empower","envisioneer","monetize","harness","facilitate","seize",
        "disintermediate","synergize","strategize","deploy","brand","grow",
        "brand","grow","target","syndicate","synthesize","deliver","mesh",
        "incubate","engage","maximize","benchmark","expedite","reintermediate",
        "expedite","reintermediate","whiteboard","visualize","repurpose",
        "innovate","scale","unleash","drive","extend","engineer",
        "revolutionize","generate","exploit","transition","e-enable","iterate",
        "cultivate","matrix","productize","redefine","recontextualize"]

adj = ["clicks-and-mortar","value-added","vertical","proactive",
        "robust","revolutionary","scalable","leading-edge","innovative",
        "intuitive","strategic","e-business","mission-critical","sticky",
        "one-to-one","24/7","end-to-end","global","B2B","B2C","granular",
        "frictionless","virtual","viral","dynamic","24/365","best-of-breed",
        "killer","magnetic","bleeding-edge","web-enabled","interactive",
        "dot-com","sexy","back-end","real-time","efficient","front-end",
        "distributed","seamless","extensible","turn-key","world-class",
        "open-source","cross-platform","cross-media","synergistic",
        "bricks-and-clicks","out-of-the-box","enterprise","integrated",
        "impactful","wireless","transparent","next-generation","cutting-edge",
        "user-centric","visionary","customized","ubiquitous","plug-and-play",
        "collaborative","compelling","holistic","rich"]

noun = ["synergies","web-readiness","paradigms","markets","partnerships",
        "infrastructures","platforms", "initiatives","channels","eyeballs",
        "communities","ROI","solutions","e-tailers","e-services","action-items",
        "portals","niches","technologies","content","vortals","supply-chains",
        "convergence","relationships", "architectures","interfaces","e-markets",
        "e-commerce","systems","bandwidth","infomediaries","models","mindshare",
        "deliverables","users","schemas","networks","applications","metrics",
        "e-business","functionalities","experiences","web services",
        "methodologies"]

rarr function

def rarr(arr):
   return randint(0,len(arr)-1)

buzz command

def handle_buzz(bot, ievent):
   ievent.reply("%s %s %s" % (verb[rarr(verb)],adj[rarr(adj)],noun[rarr(noun)]))

cmnds.add('buzz', handle_buzz, 'USER')
examples.add('buzz', 'generate buzz', 'buzz')
tests.add('buzz')